Man From
GRAMMAR
 

This page is dedicated to Mrs. McGibbon, my Grade 7 English teacher.

She taught us spelling and grammar the way she had done for the last 40 years.

Maybe it wasn't the newest way out of California, and we actually got things wrong from time to time.

But guess what? I can spell now and compose entire sentences all on my own!

And I don't think I'm emotionally scarred because as a child I was corrected!!!


Your Web Page may be too full of grammatical errors to make reading it enjoyable.

Maybe you're breaking your English teachers' hearts.

It's a shame you put so much research into the technology, but you invest nothing in language skills.

The Spell Checker keeps you from looking like a total amateur, but its abilities to check your grammar are rather limited.

Or maybe the people reading your page don't really notice. That's why the pretty pictures are there.

They're not complaining because their pages look exactly the same way.

Sorry for going on...


See Dick. See Jane.
Click the Button, Dick, to get out of here.
Click the Button, Jane, to get out of here.
Click, Dick, Click.
Click, Jane, Click.
Click, Click, Click.

Good-bye higher language skills...

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